Every person I know who voted for that communist Zoharn is on a boat today

SWAMPIST "The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward Flavortown."

Spoons have been invented. If you’re sitting on a park bench in one of the dirtiest cities in the world shoveling your whole ass hand in your mouth for a couple grains of rice you are unfit to lead people

Me vs. the slop FDA tells you not to worry about

Bro, you have a bored ape pfp, your opinion is invalid, seeing as how you think NFTs have any value

Who would like to explain chillhouse to me? Or better yet just give me an entry at 5/x current MC and then I’ll get it

For the past week, Hamas has been releasing daily videos of them torturing and executing Palestinian children. Mehdi Hasan? Silence. Francesca Albanese? Silence. Cenk Uygur? Silence. Hasan Piker? Silence.

Mamdani should apologize to New Yorkers over his lack of comment

Bored Ape Yacht Club 🍌 for "regular" people 🙊🙉🙈

14th hole at sawgrass

Happy pride! 🇺🇸

Somewhere you’ve never heard of, USA

I said this to xcopy and he blocked me lol

Bro really seems to have an insert tragic event here template and never does anything of substance

Anyone want to buy my account for $500k? It’s fully throttled and shadow banned to bits. Impossible to get >1% engagement. 300 people might see this tweet

Every person I know who voted for zohran has posted a picture on a boat at least once since the election

Down the rabbit hole again…

Liking cupcakes is so performative. I’ve never craved a cupcake before ever. Why would I. There are so many other delicious things in this world to want

This pump is (dot) fun