Retweet for a shot at Free Nuggets for a Year! On Friday’s, they’re $.25 apiece. #allthenugs #lfk

It warms my heart that my hometown friends still call Sabetha home 💙

The annual Thanksgiving game of spoons. Happy Thanksgiving from the Garretts!

gooooob morning. i know you’ve got a lot going on right now. so i wanted to mention. i think you’re doing great

Great time at AFH today! Thanks, Weingarts!

Quarantine thoughts: Why does boiling water make eggs hard if it makes pasta soft?

While everyone is essentially in global time-out, I hope you’ve all taken this time to reflect and realize that pineapple does in fact belong on pizza

there are no rules these days. i didn’t even put my collar on today. just walked around the house naked

“How are you doing?” Me:

Today, we commemorate our graduating Class of 2020. May your endeavors continue to rise and resound over the Hill, throughout Kansas, and across the world. #RockChalk #KUgrads

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“We studied and we fought and we were* killed, for the notion of a nation we now get to build. For once in your life, take a stand with pride, I don't understand how you stand to the side” - Lin-Manuel Miranda Y’all were all hype about this... the same shit happening now.

Yall go to the pool to be cute ???! Hand me my goggles

what did the monkey say to the giraffe ? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE LEGS

was explaining “if you snooze you lose” to french husband and he said “so basically it’s if you are sleeping, fuck you”

2021

Two, four, six, eight. Who do we appreciate? Lunch!

a man and a lizard walk into a bar and the barman says no lizards

In 2015, a neuroscientist determined that Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" was the number one most feel-good song of all time