Noah's Diary, Day 39: "Unicorn pie delicious."

A machine learning algorithm walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "What'll you have?" The algorithm said, "What's everyone else having?"

Hey YouTube, I've spent years curating my subscriptions so that you guys can serve me #stories from irrelevant creators I need to #optout from? #facepalm

We just launched All Time Wrestling on Kickstarter. The Ultimate #Wrestling #CardGame will feature wrestling world legends Andre the Giant, Macho Man Randy Savage, Kurt Angle, and The British Bulldog. We funded in under 2 hours! Get your copy via: kickstarter.com/projects/allti…

Question: what would you consider more apocalyptic, a mega-volcano eruption or a 10.0 earthquake? Asking for a friend.

#Disconnecting is essential. Set up my 9Folders, Inc. #email app to stop #notifications during the #weekend. More #happiness, less #stress.

Remember when people with diaries got mad if anyone read them? Now they post everything on Facebook and get mad if no one reads it!

Have you heard about the new restaurant called "Peace and Quiet?" Kid's meals are $400.

Join me at #Arabnet #Riyadh on Dec 11-13 for my panel discussion on #SocialMedia as a sales tool.

I've never been so disappointed by a movie....star wars was awful. It wasn't Star wars. How does any star wars fan watch that and not feel like this: #NotMyStarWars

Luke risked everything to save & redeem his father whom he barely knew. Now the same Luke was ready to kill Ben/Kylo in his sleep cuz he sensed darkness, but he didn't try to save his nephew/student whom he knew and loved since birth? 🤔 I don't think so! #LastJedi #notmystarwars

‘I pretty much fundamentally disagree with every choice you’ve made for this character.‘ @HamillHimself said this to Rian Johnson. Mark was correct. #StarWarsTheLastJedi #NotMyStarWars

it's been a long day without you my friend and i'll tell you all about it when i see you again

The Last Jedi is bad and you should feel bad #NotMyStarWars bgr.com/2017/12/15/the…

#Dubai wishes you happy 2118.9 (#VAT Inclusive)