I hate losing my great parking spot at the hotel. I think I need to develope an inflatable car that I can then put in my parking spot so i can claim it back and not give it up to some late comer who gets lucky cause I need to pick up my dinner.

Almost the end of the second week on the road. And my eating patterns are all messed up. Miss breakfast. Have a late lunch after finishing my project and then maybe get a sub par dinner. I will also declare to the world that French fries suck!

Forgot a toque when traveling. Had to buy a $55 toque. Turned to the sales guy saying " never imagined spending this much for a toque. Family members would make you one. I pause "but their all dead and I need a toque... so here we are 😉 )

an Indian lunch platter makes me think I have been arrested by the international food police for the propagation of the lie of mayo being a spice level.

had to write to my boss today about how one of our subs may want to get better hotels so they don't have to deal with people breaking in or dealing with gunshot victim

Weird thoughts I have while long distance driving... I was thinking if I ever learn taxidermy I would practice by taking various road kill pieces and mount them like they are taking a dump by the side of rhe road. The number if shitting squirrels would make me laugh

this comment came out of left field in a thread and put me on the floor laughing.

I am watching the Flash and the one thing I am having serious trouble with believing is the incredible lack of bat guano in the bat cave. there is some on the covering over the bat mobile but, after years there would be considerably more ;)

Dec 27 always makes me laugh. I used to work for Future Shop and in the 2 months leading up to xmas they would hire a new person every other day. Dtec 27 always makes me laugh.entionally not learn any of their names. that is until dec 27th. the day they became permanent staff.

I know I have been tricked before, But it looks like jimmy Carter has finally passed. he is what my grandfather would have called a "good man". A man who always strived to do the right thing even when it wasn't popular or easy. thank you for all your service rest in peace.

smashed the heck out of my phone last night. now stumbing around like I"ve lost a hand. I have a new phone waiting for a new case.

happy new years Eastern time zone friends

I am having dinner with a friend and their husband isn't going to make it and I asked if the cats were going to take his place. and then asked ChatGPT to make an image. of a pair of cats pretending to be people. Never thought of the cat on the bottom on 4 feet

I am laughing remembering how in university, several women wouldn't date me cause I (GASP!) "still lived at home" I was too polite to say anything but older me would gladly point out how her other suitor may live on his own but will be in debt til 2025 hope they are both happy;)

I checked into a hotel. I got an upgrade since i've spent a month in this hotel over the last year. feeling good and like a VIP. open the door, and the room smells a bit. like old dinner... there is a coffee cup. takeout at the door, food in the fridge. slept in bed. oops!

A3 #TRLT Where i live in manitoba there is a very short window when the Temps drop enough to freeze the massive lake and make huge areas that you can skate on. So much fun to nordic skate on wild ice.

i had to laugh. I have been paired to work alongside a coworker who is a master in his craft. I laughed when the site lead told me "this isn't a punishment... but we want you to learn from him" apparently he's quite the diva I got yelled at for somehow drilling a rock in concrete

Blaming the air traffic controller - and somehow linking it to 'diversity' - is incomprehensible nonsense from a man devoid of empathy. ATC audio can be listened to by anybody, including the American president who can't be bothered to do that. I'll go through the transcript. /1

14th anniversary here. how do I celebrate it. setting up a Blue account bsky.app/profile/metodd… add me if you like

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary 14 years and I'm leaving this place..... thanks for all the fish. ;) bsky.app/profile/metodd…