Kuna bois wangu flani hu warm ugali na umena in the office microwave just to scare the hoes. I have nothing but respect 😂

See how the female swan shuts the fuck up and follows his lead? Y’all should try that.

Treat your female co-worker as a boiz. Mkienda out for drinks or lunch mnasplit bill kila mtu.

Jurriën Timber has more goal contributions (8) than any other defender in the Premier League this season. 🎯🔥

These last couple of game we’ve played without Ødegaard have made me appreciate having him in our midfield so much.

To clarify, Piero Hincapié signed for Arsenal on a loan with a buy option. During summer talks, it was all pre-agreed he WILL become an Arsenal player upon the completion of the loan. Personal terms were agreed on a 5 year permanent deal. He is and was always a Arsenal player 👌🏽

I’m permanently taking a backseat from being that friend who clears the bill at the liquor store or supermarket counter so that everyone else can refund me later because a lot of y’all lack accountability & it’s a gross habit not to return money you agreed to in good faith

JaVO😉 have always kept this context just in case mtake efidence 😅😅😅

Life as a film student is going well for me.

Ndo kijana yenu amerudi huku after long day ya kubishana na foreman mbele nyuma akiangalia kwa nyumba anaona labda akule hizi mende kitulia tu hivi foreman anamtumia message akisema kama mtu maisha ya mjini imemshinda arudi kwa mama yake kidogo kidogo Kenya power wanazima stima

Mimi hukumbuka hii naisha😂😂😂😂😂

I can state without fear of contradiction! That the whole country is Wantam! Wantam Is Wantam! 🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪 #RutoMustGo

No sane person will purchase a car online Sit down and strategize maahn. You might be sinking and still holding on to an illusiion! Huezi uza gari online kama Tecno!

Boring Arsenal have scored 99 goals in all competitions this season. More goals than entertaining Man City, Chelsea and Manchester United 😅

Nelson Havi should not be trusted, he is not one of us. He's William Ruto's puppet. Just like Millicent Omanga & Gathoni Wamuchomba.

Gabriel Magalhães Dowman was the face of the game, a 16 year old kid with 4 successful dribbles and 3 shot on target on his fa cup debut is amazing 🔥🔥

If you want Sakaja out but also want Babu for Governor, you need exorcism.

Three years ago this week, we battled Maidenhead United to a draw. Today we pushed Chelsea to extra time. So incredibly proud of Wrexham’s performance today