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BREAKING: Brainstorming Session Ends With Agreement To Circle Back To Schedule Time To Re-Group

How long till R*to launches a gabion?

😂😂😂😂🤡

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - if you hopped on a quick call - when you hopped on a quick call - how many quick calls you hopped on - how you made them feel when you hopped on a quick call

A Monday every week is excessive

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

👀 okay… I have been known to consume ungodly amounts of pilau in one sitting so somehow, I’m inclined to understand the vision behind this 😬 🤭

People are getting to the age of adulthood but without the markers of adulthood.. no house, no job, no land etc. Adults in theory. It's going to be a full generation of social regression.

I was extremely social this weekend and as a reward I will not talk to anyone for the next 3 months. Thanks.

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

museums should be open till like midnight, i don't want to go to the club i wanna go look at art or fossils

cover letters are so embarrassing. why am i writing a love letter to this email job

That’s the spirit

You have the watches, but we have the time. ~ Afghan proverb.

For the sake of our motherland #StopAdani

Protest zinatuita by our three names na ni kama tutaitika.