Co sleeping with a 2 year old and only having a double bed for 3 of us is hell, I am super excited for our super king to arrive!

All my neighbour does it bang around or scream at her 34 animals or her 3 kids

Gyms open Saturday and ye best believeeee I won’t be there

Is everyone that works in B&M rude as fuck?

Wonder if I can get a boob job on klarna

This is Ellie

My addiction to buying from Zara is becoming unhealthy

Having a peaceful bath with my child, I’m scrolling through tik tok as he plays. He then says “poo mummy” I look up as he places a toy cup full of shit on my chest. Don’t have kids

Mind your business

Cocomelon is enough to send anyone insane, I can’t take it anymore

Absolutely creasing we were sat round the table on nye arguing who’s car would be fastest in a race Ellie Emily B 💗

I have the worst sleep paralysis at the minute, literally makes me scared to close my eyes again

What goes around comes around

There’s something wrong with my child, his ears don’t seem to work. Cause he doesn’t listen to a word I say!

Im not drinking again, thank you and goodbye

I never know when to just keep my mouth shut

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