It's come to my attention that our habits are killing us. As a result, we're on a company-wide dopamine fast though the weekend. Please support us my not liking or subcribing to anything we do until Monday. 🙏

Stay tuned for the release of our newest investment, New Money Magazine (sponsored by our second newest investment in the fragrance industry.)

We're so proud of you, Mike! 🤑

Finally, real life is over.

I accidentally got your 2 Billion $ bill from the USPS Jeff Bezos ..should I return to sender?

A Message From Our CEO 📠 - mailchi.mp/a34955eba3df/a…

2020 has thrown us some unexpected curveballs, and 1 + 1 no longer = 5. Though some have found doubt in the recent collapse of the economy, we invite you to remember, "there is always money in the bitcoin stand."

If you need your small children to be addicted to a phone right now, please consider our favorite economic bubble-popping distraction! apps.apple.com/us/app/bubble-…

Quick financial update: We'll be splitting our stock and our ice cream coffees at 11am tomorrow.

Good news! We bought TikTok!

Following in the great leadership of coinbase, we have also decided to keep institutional sexism and racism inside our own heads to let it grow silently. We will now require the shhh 🤫 sign amongst employees if that ever changes.

Quick q, is this a traffic signal?

Announcing Our New Board Member: Gwyneth Palotron - mailchi.mp/0d82da8ab227/a…

SNL is selling Elon Musk as an NFT on saturday and I'm pretty sure no one told him.

Happy Mother's Dai

Turns out I'm the first person with Asperger's to ever watch SNL.

Introducing Power Grid: They Myers Briggs for Startups  🆕 - mailchi.mp/7783da8907e9/i…

Does baby jesus deserve a verified check mark?  🌲 - mailchi.mp/f1a195cb01bd/i…

Rick Powers got hired at DOGE! 🤑💰💸 - mailchi.mp/937893be5cfa/i…