I long ago lost all respect for #WilliamWragg when he stopped being 'Billy' and didn't do any more benefits for strikers or Red Wedge.

Carole, if you carry on like this with such mutton headed nonsense, this will be you before the decade is out

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Is there any way I can block all females aged 18 to 25 who follow less than 20 people and have a photo of themselves in their profile?
People like Miranda here, who liked my post on the Echo & the Bunnymen back catalogue and the Premier League FFP rules?

Following his condescending appearance on Good Morning Britain where he patronisingly called Ed Balls 'Mr Cooper', here is another reason to despise Quentin Letts.
Today's Daily Mail.

F**k me there's some sh*t being talked about how 'impressive' England are in this game. As usual, lots of possession and intricate passing but in the final third? Absolutely SFA.
Torn apart by a basic ball over the top
#NOTwinningEuros

1/2 Just listened to the wonderful Marina Hyde & Richard Osman on the The Rest Is Entertainment and her take on the media's treatment of Kate and I only have 3 words to say,
Brilliant! Brilliant! Brilliant!
And EXACTLY what needed saying.

I had to answer, 'Brexit?'

2 Words
'Final Ball'
It's like watching a team full of Raheem Sterlings. #ENGBRA

There was some pressure online for England players to 'turn their collars up' tonight. How do we all think that's going so far? #englandshirt

How much would I love it if England's next strip was a rainbow design with the initials BLM in bold on the chest.
The meltdown, wailing & gnashing of teeth from the usual suspects and gammons everywhere would be a joy to behold #Nike #englandshirt

Mentioned about 3 weeks ago that #Noor looked totally out of place in this series but she kept being on the winning team. Her luck ran out this time #TheApprentice

Am I the only one thinking the EB&B logo just looks like part of the Arabic alphabet? No one else seems to have mentioned it #TheApprentice

Hey! Where's all the England fans who were having a meltdown when Sterling wasn't picked for the last Euro qualifiers by Gareth Southgate ?
You've all gone very quiet #raheemsterling

It may be 2024 where you are but in certain parts of Wales it appears to be still 1987

Is there anything more disheartening on Twitter than seeing that the person who has liked your post about the state of the Govt or the merits of the Pixies back catalogue is someone like this?

Deeply touched that Jenny ('passionate deity embracing desire's allure') has liked my comment about 70s & 80s sports commentator Tony Gubba on Retro Football Network

I bet they gave it to the bloke who does those online requests #photoshop #KateMiddleton #katespiracy #kategate

I'm glad she's well and all that but jeez, the fawning nonsense of Mail+ and their 'body language expert' just makes you want to reach for the nearest bucket.

Don't know why, but I saw this and started singing a song by Orange Juice
(one for the 80s Indie kids)

Just seen someone on Facebook describe Simon Bates as a 'bender'
I haven't heard that expression used as a derogatory term for a Gay man since the playground.
Where do these people come from?