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I really am a fucking genius man, yall niggas wouldn't understand

The jews really killed Jesus man...

Yall think Kim Jong Un a get pussy type of nigga or he gotta force them and shit?

Oh no, the astroturfed onchain scammer account thinks my coin is going to zero

My wife has zero clue how much money I made this cycle so far so instead of telling her we're retired I sit on my phone and tweet for a few hours a day while telling her I'm "trading and cold-emailing potential clients"

Guy who changes beliefs constantly but always acts as if his belief system is set in stone

The "male loneliness epidemic" is a hilarious concept because all you have to do to be drowning in pussy is take showers, have a job and not be weird

Just told my girl I disagreed with her opinion and thoroughly explained why instead of just pretending to agree with her Yall boys pray for me

Your 2000 USDT is safe man

Every time my girl leaves the house she goes to me "Hey can you watch *sons name*, I need to go somewhere" Like what else does she think i'm gonna do if she leaves me with my son?

Need to train my shoulders more so I can give my son more airplane time

Was thinking about what person would have the most people violently angry if they die And it's probably Stephen Curry or Beyonce

You gotta get mad at your bitch every once in a while but you can never get angry with your bitch

They say money don't buy happiness but i been pretty happy since i made a lot of money

All my non crypto twitter accounts get banned so easily for the most benign shit ever But on CT i can say nigger fag fuck shit damn and twitter doesn't care

Can someone loan me thirty thousand united states dollars please?

Life is so great right now man Top tier, 10/10

Sometimes niggas don't be as bad as they seem, they just broke as fuck at the moment

Being a dad is actually the best thing in the world More of you should cum in women you love

Im high as Mac Miller two minutes before he died listening to some old lady talk to me in french at barnes and noble (i dont speak french)