I’ve never thought too much about football shirts and flags before but I’ve just realised France’s away shirt is made almost entirely of their national flag

You don’t have to have a double first from Cambridge like me to realise they spelt “wankers” wrong.

Or as Shane Warne would have said “For approximately 1 test match 1.8 times”

A World Cup where you can reach the semi final by only beating one non-associate nation is exactly the sort of tournament I’m here for

Kid Rock v Kid Cock #SURvDUR #VitalityBlast

Amazing picture but why is Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air in it?

20 April 2021

Lord’s would kill for a crowd like this on Day 5

Sam Curran is the swarm harmoniser the Test team needs

English cricket will never again scale the heights it did under my leadership

Bet they wish they’d boycotted it now

Martin McCague’s test cap

Except when it was Simon Hughes - he could safely be ignored

I’m back bitches 👊🏻

Not the first time Jonny Bairstow has had to tackle a pitch invader Lord's Cricket Ground

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

Hey Grok, who is the most famous person to block my account? Just give me a name. Don’t tag them.

Bit harsh