This shit is dumb as fuck. Who came up with this fucking garbage??? Is Alexa back. WTF.

Oh shit! New ad dragging TFG just dropped

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, a golf cart parade for Kamala Harris supporters has spontaneously erupted at the Villages in Florida. This is a Republican area, so this spells bad news for Trump. Retweet so all Americans see this.

Me: “Alexa, drop in on The Former Guy” Alexa: “here is what I found…”👇

BREAKING: This stunning video was just released highlighting all the times Donald Trump allegedly had a plan to fix our healthcare system. Retweet so all Americans see this and call out Trump on his BS.

WOW, this is pretty rough to hear…BUT please watch and share so that word gets out. NBC News is reporting that Erika Lee, the woman behind the viral post that claimed her neighbor’s cat was kidnapped at the hands of Haitian neighbors, deleted her post. She now says that it was

Hey. I just want to remind everyone that Trump’s debate performance was the worst in history, his poll numbers are slipping, and JD Vance is a disaster. Because that’s what they’re trying to distract you from with this “gunshots” lie.

I don’t have a Harris/Walz sign in my yard. I haven’t bought any of their merch. I never had a bumper sticker for Biden or Obama or Clinton. What I do is vote, in every single election held in my home town. It’s your country, too.

You may be right. But stop scaring people. I would rather die trying to vote, than stay safe not voting

I can remember when republicans had the balls and integrity to call out nonsense.

I just signed a bill to make this illegal in the state of California. You can no longer knowingly distribute an ad or other election communications that contain materially deceptive content -- including deepfakes.

I've just realized the reason I want Trump to lose so that he won't have the option of running again...so that FINALLY, schools can start using his streams of unconsciousness in "Don't let this happen to you" tutorials.

This is the way to do it

This difference is so important

I guess Austin's housing market going kapow doesn't sit well with citizens. Or airlines. Good thing Tesla moved there 😂🤣😂🤣

It's also, literally, the only thing he's ever said that I agree with

Pro-tips of the day:  #1 Clean your air filter  #2 Know that when somebody writes up a manual like Project 2025, they plan on using it

Today…

Maggie as Olivia Nuzzi is everything🤣😭💀

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