In Reno bombing every show. Come watch me quit comedy

When did tik tok become people just making sandwiches

Bad toilet paper is equivalent to wiping your ass with a piece of crumbly bread

New episode. New Studio. With Matty Chymbor ! #podcast #comedians youtu.be/YEOe1FDOMt0

Well if the ‘cat got your tongue’ I guess the lama (lhama) is trying to give it

I don’t think I’ve ever known where my AirPods are. I just bump into them

This week at the Comedy Loft: Wednesday | Matty Chymbor Wednesday | First Degeneration Thursday-Saturday | Christian Johnson Thursday | Yo, Where You From? Tickets are available at dccomedyloft.com

Let’s go 🎟️: mattychymbor.com/upcoming-shows

*weed also applies

Been on Twitter for 3 minutes and saw 4 videos of people fighting and/or getting shot. Seems healthy

Matty Chymbor is back with big news! youtu.be/LPZ4913O1iM?si…

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Matty Chymbor is miserable about his dad faking cancer, his therapist falling asleep on him, and getting stuck on the wrong side of the table. ✨

My boss: why are you late?! Me: my penis is small

Coming up: Matty Chymbor is bringing the laughs May 15th! Tickets at Ontario.Improv.com #comedy #standup #funny #abercrombie #eastcoast

How it feels living with a woman 😰

People in their 30s prepping for tomorrows hangover

Matty Chymbor is miserable about the unsettling verbiage around moles, unexpected diarrhea disasters, and the ongoing confusion about what counts as a mammal. 🚢 #comedypodcast

American Airlines can suck my fucking dick

It’s hard to hate Happy Gilmore 2 for the simple fact that at no point did I have a clue as to what the fuck was going on.