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Matthew Pritt

@MatthewTPritt

Writer of pretty much every genre; Husband; Cat Whisperer; Appalachian; Main genres are: speculative fiction, comedy, horror, literary. He/him

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I've been married for thirteen years today! My wife is just such a wonderful person, super supportive of me and my writing efforts, patient, kind, and really really pretty!

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There are different vocab sets inherent to learning a language. It’s not surprising that Ohtani would do well speaking about sports in a casual setting and not feel confident dealing with his obscenely complicated financials in English.

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Check out this reading of my story 'Appalachian Sandcastle' from Door Is a Jar Magazine!

Thanks again to Door Is A Jar Literary Magazine for hosting a reading of the spring 2024 issue!

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Trying to satirize literary discourse, but struggling to come up with something more ridiculous than '3rd person present should come with a trigger warning'

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One cool thing about living in unprecedented times is learning about whole new weather phenomena. My hometown was hit by microbursts last week. Imagine a 90+ mph wind going straight down! Real fun stuff. Wrecked a fire department and an elementary school.

One cool thing about living in unprecedented times is learning about whole new weather phenomena. My hometown was hit by microbursts last week. Imagine a 90+ mph wind going straight down! Real fun stuff. Wrecked a fire department and an elementary school.
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Every time I post a cat picture or video, within five minutes, there is a reply from a pornbot. Including the one I posted today. In case you were wondering why I don’t post as often as I used to.

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You probably need something cute in your life today. So here’s my cat, Midna, being super in love with me while I make some music

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If a publisher is embracing AI at any level, I simply don’t trust their judgment anymore and no apology will change that. I don’t trust what they publish and I won’t trust them with my work.

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I started playing Ghost of Tsushima for the first time a few days ago, and it's such a beautiful game. You compose haikus, follow foxes to shrines, contemplate history, and kill bad guys. 10/10 so far.

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My novel involves AI trying to replicate and replace dead people and you expect me to send it through an AI filter?

That’s like those authors who query novels where a writer kills everyone who rejects their stories!

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Got a version of this text for like the 10th time this year. Just wild that we’re constantly inundated with scams and nobody cares enough to do anything to stop it.

Got a version of this text for like the 10th time this year. Just wild that we’re constantly inundated with scams and nobody cares enough to do anything to stop it.
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A lot of good writing advice on here gets smothered in a condescending presentation, and a lot of bad advice gets taken because the people giving it seem nice.

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The people who use social media to find friends always get drowned out by the people who use it to find enemies

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The hardest thing in all of sports is hitting a baseball. Maybe not the most impressive physical feat or the best thing to watch, but unquestionably the hardest. How do you even.

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