“Meow, meow, meow-meow” Brilliant.

Iconic. Changed TV forever. ❤️

Here we go then. #Strictly begins and therefore deserves a cocktail. Cheers all! So excited! (Also utterly delighted that my cocktail matches my T-shirt, chair and wallpaper! 😁) Ba ba baa-ba, ba ba baa…..

God I hope Shirley’s creepy, haunted, teeny tiny, ventriloquist dummy shoes don’t make an appearance this year. *shudders

I’m tipping Sarah Hadland, Chris Causland or JB. But watch out for Toyah.

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Lovelovelove. ❤️

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Given my website a bit of a spruce up, added some images and press quotes to the Acting page plus also my recent Directing work. Give it a looky-see and hire me, yeah? Tar. Bye. matthewparker.net/acting/

The arms 😂 God I love him.

Huge congratulations to the brilliant Sharon Willems (Sharon Willems (Lyon N2 & Milan N2)) for this nomination for directing THREE QUEENS so wonderfully at Barons Court Theatre. Proud PR over ‘ere! 🌟👏👑

This freelance life is mental. In the past 24hrs I’ve gone from having no work for weeks ahead & quite a wobbly old time of it to receiving a casting, 4 PR enquiries and the in-principle rights to direct something I love. Plus I’ve been nominated for an acting award. Mental.

Absolutely loved my day on set shooting for this feature film last week. A lovely set with truly lovely people in a sunny, glorious Leeds. Thanks DecoupageLtd. I look forward to seeing the final edit anon. 🎬

Hooooooorayyyyyyy Brilliant news. Can’t wait.

Happy Birthday to Bobby Dazzler Andy Graham!

I am getting a LOT of weight loss ads on YouTube. I mean like almost every ad break. It’s shit. The whole dieting and weight loss world is pernicious. Leave me and my chunky and wobbly bits alone please and thank you.

Soooooooo excited! #Strictly