I think we need to get #AlligatorAuschwitz trending tonight. I will not accept this for OUR country.

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So do some hacking, and release the names, bitch - what else are you good for? independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…

In case you missed it, Roger Stone lets out that he’s one of the people being protected in the Epstein files.

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It's possible to both forgive someone and still want to see them behind bars for their crimes. I could forgive a serial killer right now, and it won't mean shit to them. "Wait, Matthew Elliott forgave me? I'd better stop murdering and devouring hitch-hikers then!"

I'm not even going to bother reposting the White House's "Superman Trump" poster. I'm just going to say: "SuperTrump" was right there. If you can't get that one single thing right...

"SuperTrump: He Always Follows Through!"

I've never really thought of Rosie O'Donnell as a "threat to humanity", but I haven't really thought about her since I watched A League of Their Own. Did she steal a nuclear weapon and hold the world to ransom, and I somehow missed it?

So Saturday Night Fever and The Exorcist exist in the same universe? Mind blown. youtu.be/3sUzoJHVcG8?si…

Yeah, but in his defence, this was recorded at 11 AM. He'd been drinking solidly for two hours by then.

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When the guy who played Bernie in Weekend at Bernie's actually dies, the internet will go wild in the most tasteless way imaginable.

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Somebody pointed out that Alex Jones must be on Ozempic now, because you can suddenly see his neck.

I had a tip-off about this.

It's for the best that Live Aid was forty years ago. If it happened today, it would be dismissed as Virtue Signalling.

The reason we know that aliens didn't crash at Roswell is because Trump would absolutely release all the details about it in an attempt to distract from his being on the Epstein list.