Matthew Callaway (@matthewcallaway) 's Twitter Profile
Matthew Callaway

@matthewcallaway

All tweets are parody unless they're not.

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Canada Hates Trump (@antitrumpcanada) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Apartheid South African Nazi who spent tens of millions of dollars on the Wisconsin Supreme Court MAGA candidate loses. Suck on that, you fucking cheesehead.

Barack Obama (@barackobama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms.

Matthew Callaway (@matthewcallaway) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Maybe it's this hillbilly cosplayer had gone to a different inauguration things would be easier. But no, he had to get content for his podcast. Welcome to the History books traitor.

Brian Gaar (@briangaar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The funniest thing Scott Adams ever did was marry an Instagram model who was 40 years younger and he tried to make all these brain genius posts about her and she immediately left him

Canada Hates Trump (@antitrumpcanada) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When he’s finally dead, cities will shut down from partying, church bells will ring till they crack, there’ll be champagne shortages, therapists will be booked solid for utter joy, historians will get drunk at breakfast, and a pilgrimage to piss on his grave will start in 🇨🇦.

Cher (@cher) 's Twitter Profile Photo

CallawayBOT I Said What I Said‼️Shape Shift My Words 2 Fit Your Agenda,Means LESS Than Zero 2 me,&& IF U THINK I'LL SCRAMBLE 2B PC UR NUTS