Taylor honey put the thesaurus down

Agatha christie:

Hey man do they have any sweet treats at the function or should we pre

Made coffee at home instead of wasting $7

(morning after drinking 13 gin and tonics in one night) idk i feel weirdly bad

Hello sharks. Today I am seeking $100,000 so i can just vibe for a bit

NOT MY FRIEND GAVE ME THIS SHIRT &/:&;&:@&/&:

Twitter telling everyone “Hey! We now have audio and video calling!!” and it’s like babe I hate to break it to you but you are located in my Phone a device notorious for having that functionality

Is this niche

Coming home after work and i have to make dinner also

Babe put on your most chic and fashionable hoodie we’re getting bagels

“you should save money by not buying coffee and making it at home” what if i chased you around with a hammer

Guy i went on one date with 5 years ago got engaged

Explaining to my future spouse that I’ll never retire bc I bought too many treats in the summer of 2023

just fell to my knees at trader joes

reading

walk around without a beverage???????? Is that safe???