One week left to preorder! For a whimsical gothic story, described as "bizarro Barbara Comyns" and having "the wry humor of Brautigan and the dream-like disconnectedness of Murakami" amazon.com/Ghosts-Blaubar…

This was good

Have I mentioned... this story is actually set in a bog? In fact it's one of FIVE bog stories i've written, one each for Scotland, England, Wales & Ireland (okay two for England but who's counting) and you can read them all FREE online - see link below! 😀 <insert Bog emoji>

OUT TODAY - THE GHOSTS OF BLAUBART MANSION! Thanks to cover artist Luke Spooner and to Cemetery Gates Media!

Geez, useless parents, read to your kids! Read every day. Don’t be so crap. theguardian.com/books/2025/apr…

Woman on my train to work eating Haribo for breakfast.🫡

People that go abroad on holiday for a week but still get up to go jogging in the morning whilst there, what is wrong with you.

From ‘the universe’ of The Office.🙄

Why do so many authors put little quotes from other books/films/tv shows at the start of their novels..?

Why are there so many Guy Ritchie TV shows and films these days? why is he doing this to us and who can stop him?

Why is everyone calling it a slap? Do people not know what a slap is??

Latest book read. My 8th Atkinson book, one of the best authors around.

We watched this over and over in my house when I was a kid.

Why has Tom Cruise been sporting that terrible mop of hair recently?

Shocked to hear this.

Oh jeez, I have written for CBeebies, if I was still doing so I might have been in with a shot of writing Dr Who…😥

Latest book read. Was gud.

Stop saying ‘I am in you’ when you go to a place. Stop it.

Wait until they find out what comes out of their taps.

Americans seem very mad this year that we think it’s quite hot in the UK at the moment.