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Top 5 inspirational battle cats quotes to live by by MattShea

I am so fucking old 😭

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Streamer: let's talk about this topic, but not before I stuff my face with food and talk with my mouth full.

Me: I need to take life one step at a time. 😩 My brain: Think about every step? At the same time? 😈

Just got hit with this ad and my first thought wasn't "Why is this ad body shaming me?" It was "Hey that's the weird stock photo watermelon man. Friggin' legend."

People are debating whether or not Hasan is using a shock collar. Solution: TAKE THAT FUCKING THING OFF YOUR DOG.

Can we talk about the silent K in knife? Like what the fuck is that about?

they should invent grape flavored raisins

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I will NOT be making another pinned tweet this time. 💀

i was going through one of my old sd cards and i found this throwback

Happy People of Color Friday 🤗

think if I ask Slazo to come back enough times he'll finally do it? 🥹

Trump hasn't been the same since he disappeared for 6 days in August.

In 2013, I bought a macro lens for my phone. This is the only photo I took with it before it disappeared 😭

Yes I'm a 30+ year old man who is sexually attracted to adults. Yes I play Roblox. Yes we exist.

Even I'm starting to fall for some of these AI videos now. I can only imagine how cooker boomers are. Half their feed is complete fantasy and they don't even know it. 😭

Just found out video games use as much energy as the entire country of Australia. Gamers, stop destroying the planet and pick up a sword. 😡