Dominant 🦅

Pretty convenient he won’t miss any majors…

This is giving off serious Stanley from The Office vibes 💀

4 home games lol… Mike would’ve fit in AC and/or Vegas at least 3 times during this stretch 😂

Bro should focus on his team paying a backup QB $180 million…

Giants draft Jeanty… Jeanty wins Super Bowl with the Eagles 🦅

Imagine Man United issuing a refund if Haaland didn’t dress for City or Salah sat out for Liverpool… MLS definitely needs Messi for attention but this is so far over the top

“I’m gonna do my best to not come across as a grumpy old man”… Proceeds to come across like a grumpy old man

The cowboys are literally that kid that peaked in high school, but sure, it’s cool you’re popular 🤙

Still just one Super Bowl champion on that list…

All this means is the Philadelphia Eagles have forever changed football… when has the NFL ever banned an offensive play because a team was simply too good at it?

Makes a lot of sense considering the quarterback sneak has existed for… over 100 years

🚨🇺🇿 EXCL: Fabio Cannavaro verbally agrees to become new Uzbekistan head coach as part of World Cup 2026. Agreement in place on contract terms with formal documents expected to be reviewed and signed in 24/48h. Cannavaro, ready to accept as revealed on Monday. 🇮🇹

Good luck finding parking in Jersey City

Football fans didn’t understand what a catch was with Dez in Green Bay… NFL: Do you understand now?

Read the room dude

Shall we reexamine Tiger’s off-course history?

Goodell and other “man” commissioners get asked this literally every year…