Get someone who loves you the way Michael loves deer

Roses are red Violets are blue

The existence of Twitter is forever validated by the following exchange.

Such horrific news. #RIPTomSearle x.com/Architectsuk/s…

When you spend all day creeping past a big dead spider on the floor in case it's only pretending, then realise it's the stalk off a tomato.

It's here! Pre-order our Baseball Tee and "EP II: RISE:", link in description! RISE 16/09/MMVI #metal #merch #ep

do you ever just look at someone and wonder how they made it this far in life

🤘 credit to Rachael King Photography! #metal #band #live

When your brother wakes the whole house up shagging some lass and your moms messaging you from the room next door

Sometimes the best you can do is just be there for someone

What did people at gigs do with their hands before they had phones with cameras on to film?

Questions answered with "it's Christmas": How are you still hungry? Did you open this? Where's the gin gone? Do we need so much cheese?

ATTENTION PLEASE. We've set up a killer show with herokvlt and stonecrowtattoos proudly… instagram.com/p/BOUvdj4DLzg/

Thank You Nottingham! You were one of the best crowds of the tour! #disturbedtour2017 Dan Donegan Mike Wengren John Moyer

Thank you Nottingham!! #thestageworldtour #avengedsevenfold 📸: Rafa Alcantara

I've been wanting to see A7X for 10 years, and it was so amazing ❤

Accidentally inching forward a bit at the traffic lights, so the car to your side now thinks you've challenged them to a race

Cancellation of President Trump's State Visit is welcome, especially after his attack on London's mayor & withdrawal from #ParisClimateDeal.

RIP Chester Bennington. A true inspiration for so many. x.com/billboard/stat…

bye Twitter 👋