This is a MASTERPIECE. GAME OF THE SEASON.

People getting mad at GWAR in the year of our lord 2025 is the funniest most pathetic fucking thing. Eat shit losers.

FUCK YOU & GO BIRDS. #FlyEaglesFly

Modric is 40, could have retired, grow cabbages in a croatian farmland and tell stories about the Balkan wars to his kids but he is teaching italian cavemen how this sport is played. Honor

It’s times like this where I wish the US were more of a soccer country. This club has had such a great ride over the years. And without that international superstar talent. I love my team. #DOOP

Is it mad to pray for better hallucinations? Alice @ #NYCC The Mer™

Meet the Punishers #NYCC

THAT’S MORE LIKE IT. #FlyEaglesFly

king of late night

Ngl, when this popped up in my feed I thought it was a protester on an ICE van in Portland

Weirdos in Bergen county NJ will tell you Mischief Night is actually called Cabbage Night, like some sort of psycho.

A lot of people talking about the AI bubble bursting, but it’s this Saudi shit that I am salivating for to fail.

median Italian child from north jersey

Carl Sagan’s prediction about America, made 31 years ago.

The Vikings got his ass lmao