The hottest girl job is bank robber and the hottest boy job is alcoholic novelist

This is the guy you call the lesser evil? Get fucked.

I cannot believe I pay $1500/ month in taxes for failing infrastructure, insufficient social services, and war

I’m just gonna say it. 1. A 4 month old can’t even wear sunscreen. 2. She wasn’t in a life vest while on a boat. 3. It was 120° which is too hot for ANY child to be outside for any length of time. Charge the parents with neglect.

Tetris is woke now

Two school board members who enacted a ban on Pride flags were just kicked out of office by local parents 🌈

Moataz Salim—who's lost 100+ extended family members in Gaza: Senator, why do you continue to say Israel has a right to defend itself when it's committing a genocide? It's not defense. They just bombed a school. They killed my own family. Sen. Bernie Sanders did not respond:

For real, Robert Byrd and Strom Thurmond must be rolling over in the graves that Joe Biden stood over and Eulogized.

This man continues to endorse Biden despite having literally every reason in the world not too.

I know you all are worried that we have an extremely old person making terrible important decisions so we got a panel of other extremely old people to also make terrible decisions

oh my god

All-timer ep

YO BOOST THIS SONG TO PISS A NAZI OFF

Legitimately hilarious

Changes in voter registration: Pennsylvania: +9000 Republicans, -240 Democrats, +15,000 indie. And just look at the totals. Democrats are cooked.

this is how buddies should talk about vasectomies

This seems almost indentical to what he said he would do in his first term(and didnt do any of it)