OH MY GOODNESS 😱 UCONN LEADSSSS UNBELIEVABLE #MarchMadness

The Laettner shot is the stupidest game winner of all time. Football pass with 2.1 left is stupid. Zero challenges on the pass, stupid. A double that never comes? Stupid.

Seth Greenberg said on ESPN that he talked with Roger Ayers (UConn-Duke ref) and he didn’t even know about the Hurley “headbutt.” Didn’t even know what Greenberg was talking about when he asked. Tears on the timeline for something that the ref didn’t even know happened 🤣🤣🤣

Old Bill would have audibled into an NCAAB guest. Instead we got Lowe, who openly admits to not knowing college hoops, when everyone wants to discuss the final four. Russillo capitalized. Fastball gone? The r/BillSimmons Podcast

This angle of the steal is CRAZY 🤯 #MarchMadness

Package store volume in Connecticut increasing by 378% this halftime

Anyone who doesn’t think UConn is a blue blood is dumb on purpose.

Ive seen high school coaches do this. Credit Dusty for having the guts, but I bet just about every coach has had this idea.

This one’s for Sterling Gibbs, Tyler Polley, Isaiah Whaley and the likes. Those cats who carried on the tradition without the glory.

The refs have taken control of this game. Fouls are 11 to 4? Ridiculous. Only reason Michigan is in this game.

You’re a reporter and essayist in the field, instead of preaching fairness just report on it — stop being performative.

This ESPN nugget on Pritchard

My favorite AI externality is the people who find self worth in claiming they can detect it and others can’t.

Chuck Klosterman sounds like an amalgam of Love on the Spectrum characters, specifically James and Derek

Watching an episode of curb but guessing the title after it ends

HOAs are symbolic of what half the country desires — the scary part isn’t that they exist, but that many people sprint towards them.

How does one not root for Beto?

Peak Sports television right here

Just learned about the Gilmore Girls-Sopranos paradox

Jeremiah Love — the rare star who gets stumped by a “tell me why you’re good” soft ball.