A brand-new fire station in Germany, which was destroyed in a fire, causing millions of euros in damage and destroyed equipment did not have a fire alarm system, local media reported. apne.ws/r8uvTkF

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The Nutshell: Splendid place. Not only the smallest pub in Britain, but also the first place I ever heard Ivor Cutler. The guy behind the bar was playing a mixtape and Ivor was on it. And it's #BuryStEdmunds

Werner Herzog getting shot by a sniper mid-interview with Mark Kermode. He later said ‘it was not a significant bullet. It doesn’t surprise me to be shot at.’ Of course it doesn’t, Wern.

Sooty & Co (28th October 1996). Sooty and the gang round off their Spanish holiday by going clubbing.

Look at this ridiculous bastard. He looks certifiable.

I saw Supergrass very early on at the Southampton Joiners, I think around the time 'Mansize Rooster' came out. They were stunningly good. One of the most phenomenal gigs I have ever seen.

He must have expected to get kicked right up in the fucking air at any one turn. And it's the England defenders fault that no-one thought of doing just that.

Nope. No it can't. Total nonsense. Good job this guy isn't potentially going to be in a position of power with regards to people's health, eh? #RFKJr #FatuousIdiot

Harsh.

That doesn't sound like a thing anybody would suggest. Something makes me think this guy isn't being entirely truthful, to be honest #Trump #MendaciousTwat

Are they going to do that thing where they try and pick him up and can't, then they all hold hands and he becomes really light? That's mad that is #Trump #Heisthinkingaboutsteak

.Arnold just endorsed #HarrisWalz. Who does Trump have? Steven Seagal.

So a magician is an expert in magic, a politician is an expert in politics and a mathematician is an expert in mathematics. I am guessing Titian must have had quite the career change before becoming a painter

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Keep a close eye on this absolutely not happening.