Just three more dates to catch Stag & Lion's Much Ado About Nothing - August 4, 5, and 6, and then everyone in Messina can get back to their usual business.

Dorothy: We’re not in Kansas anymore. Abortion rights voters: Oh yes we are.

(Overhead in Florida) Knock knock. Who’s there? The Feds.

@SteveGuttbuck Tonight I'll be watching! With bells on! Wait, hold on. No bells. That would be silly. #Lavalantula

We are all in the butter, but some of us are looking at the sweet cream and the jam, because when you put that on really good biscuits. Yes.

Hell is other people. Except when hell is the absence of other people. Except on the subway; the subway is hell, all by itself. #sorrysartre

@SteveGuttbuck Moar #Lavalantula!

So is some enterprising chef out there (surely Swedish) working up a dish of frog legs and pork? Calling it "You Never Loin"? #Kermit #Piggy

Saw an action film, starring a terrific Swedish actress and Simon Pegg - snappy, funny, over-the-top. Tom Cruise was in it also. #priorities

Water on Mars! It's good news for all the thirsty astronauts, and suggests that there may actually be coffee there one day. #NASA #Marswater

Nasa scientists find evidence of flowing water on Mars gu.com/p/4cnk6/stw I SAW THIS DOCTOR WHO EPISODE, IT DID NOT END WELL.

I remember back when I used to understand so much. Of course I was generally wrong--but I didn't know that yet. #appliedwisdom #getoffmylawn

Happy Halloween from your best-fretted villainous nightmares. Occupy Elm Street! #OccupyElmStreet #TakeBacktheFright vimeo.com/144123602

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So let me understand this. They are just now noticing that the 140-character thing is silly? Now, in 2016? #newsflash #skyisblue #WTFTwitter

If you love someone, let her go. Especially if you're pretty sure she won't come back, because what were you doing chasing her anyway, hmmm?

Listening to Low as I wrap up at the Day Job. Thinking how inevitable it is that #TheManWhoFellToEarth just fell off of it. #DavidBowie #bye

@jmrosler Hello! I tweet rarely, and often forget that this toy exists. I never think of you as a follower, to be honest. Always worthwhile.

You know that thing when you're so tired it hurts, and you still can't sleep? And then you nap for an hour and your brain is all, "Morning!"

Looking for that special someone with that special someone glow. Say about 750 roentgens. Enough to read by at night. #ApocalypsePersonalAds