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Moms in my local mom group calling Queen RiRi’s performance disgusting are the same type of people who hate Meghan Markle. Ain’t no way those two groups aren’t a circle.

Dating may be more difficult than it used to be, says Maria Avgitidis P., due to the increase of single people using apps to find potential partners — but she urges those looking for love to rely on their social circles: “The majority of us are one degree away from our person.”

I totally called this. The moment tinder brought in Melissa Hobley I immediately posted…. Oh shit. Tinder is about to shift and now it’s happening. Pretty exciting!

Todays Wordle feels very John Hughes.

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“Are they in our grade?!” - Me, a 38 year old man.

Whenever I do the Wordle, I also do Kegel exercises. I have learned 1) I will run through a Wordle in 2 min or less because that's the threshold I have while strengthening my pelvic floor and 2) Some people will do a Kegel in response to hearing (and now reading) the word Kegel.

Emily Watlington ✨ By chance and although I had already moved to the other side of the country and was there only on a visit, my car is forever parked in the driveway of my childhood home. My parents have both passed, the house long ago sold, but somehow I still feel like I can go home again.

Guess who just made my day? Warby Parker. Thanks #teamwarby! (Special shout-out to Ashlyn!)

This is the most Fridayest Thursday ever… and it’s been happening all week! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE MORE ZOOMS TOMORROW????

Next Saturday, May 13th, my writer Matt Haze and Maria Avgitidis P. will be hosting NYC's biggest #EUROVISION Song Contest watch party! Join us for the fun! They'll be doing live commentary AND my writer will be in a tux! Use promo code MATT for $5 off eventbrite.com/e/matchmaker-m…

Maria Avgitidis P. is the voice of reason I needed when I was dating. I have been wanting a book with a relationship expert FOREVER. And just like waiting to find *the one* this match made in heaven was worth the wait. Thx Haley Heidemann for making it happen!🫶🏼

I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment. I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST. HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know. but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

Imagine if Jokic and Giannis had a podcast.

I am still aggravated that the manager from The Taste of Athens in Ted Lasso was named Derek. Like… what?

My boyfriend just sent me an excel spreadsheet labeled “summer travel” with three sheets labeled scenario 1, 2 and 3. Prices and flight itineraries for each. I am in love with this man.

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