This new fashy-fad is very much "I'm so sorry I shat in my pants, that wasn't my intention", very Will from the Imbetweeners #IThoughtItWasSafe

This is *the* best Homer monologue

Important piece I’d urge fellow #NHSComms bods to read. I occasionally go to my current shared office space where my former tormentor still works (for another org), a very real reminder of the damage a minority of malign individuals can and do wreak across the system

Imagine being this thick

First time using wife’s home made/pottery juicer…..

Timothy looking to create another hostile environment I see

Left over last night’s chicken poutine sandwich #Yum 😋

About 40 now, aren’t you Marcus Speller?

Some of this is quite subjective, but a lot is bang on the nose - overhyped and really quite unpleasant (remove the pop envelope and you wouldn't tolerate much of their schtick)

The aim of every birth and care professional involved should be a safe birth, for mother and baby, every single time...

“Some of the other press, who have very little to do with football, you could easily live without them” - belated RIP Sven, a master of understatement

Fortunately, Esther rarely has a thought of her own

I’ll just prune the massive tree all by myself, same some money this year 🩹🩸🪓

Uncool opinion - used to love Forrest Gump (the film), still love it

Oh, a Comms job advertised by our friends at NHS England based in the South East … SOUTHAMPTON IS NOT THE SOUTH EAST! (Sorry for shouting)

First week of school done in Kent, already several kids in their first year of secondary have been turned away from both busses and trains whilst trying to get to and back from school due to overcrowding. What is Tonbridge and Malling Borough Council going to do about this, it’s chaotic and inadequate

So, our next door neighbour has just said they have scaffolders arriving at 7.30am tomorrow, so that’s nice 😡

Personally, think national anthems should be removed from the start of games, they’re mostly dirges and various jingoistic/outdated lyrics. Would stop all this pearl clutching and Daily Mailish whipping up of outrage

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Huh - turns out Irish fans are just like English fans, and embarrassingly boo the anthem