Ummm… nobody told me about the epic REFUSED sync in Triangle of Sadness. Almost as good as the original video.

Per my recent interview with Variety:

There’s a breed of Midwest Girl that had a fake ID at 15 and smoked so much that her voice was an octave deeper. They were all 5 foot blondes that lived so much debauchery by 18 that they’re in bed by 9 now and only post about being a pitbull mama. We need one in the White House.

(walking up to don quixote) hi i’m a huge fan don quixote: *eyes narrowing* you’re a What?

Hope the person who left their Trader Joe’s garbanzo beans on the 1st floor bathroom sink in Dirksen is doing okay

Travis Porter Bring back synchronized head banging

I only look at my neighborhood Nextdoor because Bruce Vilanch goes on there and posts a joke everyday, which I think is the most wholesome and lovely thing ever.

【BREAKING】Apparently someone vomited right in front of our merch table and ran away. Thank you Louisville

wow Carpool Karaoke really fell off

what about the age of geddy lee ... how did it get so high

If you torrented/downloaded full records or discographies and took the time to manually add high quality album art work to your songs before importing them on your iPod, you now are a person who listens to records front to back. Or neurodivergent idk

My guy brute forced every single melody in human history then copyrighted them all

Metal bands crossing their arms. A thread.

Japan is the most epic place we have ever played.

VCs doing due diligence on a pre-product AI startup founded by some Stanford bros

how my british folk rock records look at me the moment it becomes autumn

Xcode 15.1 beta 2

Tim Walz was an REI hire.