I'm sure I know lots of people with embarrassing stories. But probably actually not embarrassed by them.

Obscenity is subjective. If @adamgarriereal struggles with an everyday tampon string, I think he'd have an aneurism at what my day job entails. Perhaps Bored Panda should commission a Kink for Conservatives series to crowbar open a few minds.

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It’s time to talk more about kink – and take the shame away from it theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2… - Well done R. O. Kwon 권오경 and Garth Greenwell (also The Guardian) - remove the stigma.

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I don't normally do politics, but this is some President Bartlet stuff, right here.

Tonight Seren Sins and I road test the bondage massage table again before opening the doors to sensation seekers everywhere. Come visit for a treat, soon!

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