Men,

I have terrible news if you rely on government assistance during natural catastrophes or calamities.

Wake up. Stop dreaming.

Men,

Never trust a man who brings religion into business deals.

Remain alert.

Men,

When disaster strikes, men become heroes, not dogs.

Female logic.

Men,

Never argue or fight with a police officer.

Always remain calm and act within the confines of the law.

It's a dog-eat-dog world.

Men,

A woman can't break your heart twice.

Be a man.

Men,

Brainwash her with love, but don't fall in love.

Rules are rules.

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Men,

Get money first.

You won't need to purchase lubricants.

I will not explain.

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Men,

The biggest fraud in history.

Marriage is a beautiful thing.

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Men,

Before renting or relocating, get to know the area thoroughly.

Your neighbours should include more unmarried women.

Wise men know this.

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Good morning, King's!

Do the right thing.

Confirm your presence.

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Men,

When you marry a prostitute and find her on your bed with your neighbour, dont be upset about it.

You set yourself up.

Listen or perish.

Men,

Don't look or date at an underage girl.

Demand to see her identity card. Verify with the government if it's hers and valid.

The law is clear. Keep off underage girls.

Listen or rot in jail.

Men,

When you don't have money, anything you tell a woman is pointless.

The game is brutal but fair.

Men,

When you don't have money, anything you tell a woman is pointless.

The game is brutal but fair.

Men,

Avoid competing with women.

Some of the women who have lucrative careers and fancy cars have sold their bodies.

Keep going , and never lose focus.

You must win.

Men,

Check her relatives if she refuses to date you.

Look at her cousins and sisters.

She'll be sorry for blowing up her chance.

Remember this and apply accordingly.

Men,

If a woman asks how much you're paid.

Tell her to look between D and G on her keyboard.

Men,

Her past matters.

Do not ashame your ancestors.

Listen or perish.