Why do people who tend to be in a financial crisis, especially in poor countries seem to commonly have like 7+ kids and be addicted to cigarettes and random dumb super expensive habits
So stupid

I want to be locked in a cage with 4 silver back gorillas just to show them who’s boss

i want my future wife to be an absolute loser w absolutely nothing going for her.

Having things going for you is a man’s job 🙅‍♂️

Do NOT use ketchup sachets as stress balls!

Instagram hating on my multi vitamins

so since orphanage arson is not that good instead im gonna bake bagels

When i was in primary school i had my white friend over and when he saw the bidet he goes like “i like the thing you use to clean your toilet”
My brother that is to clean your ass

I be dropping the best wisdom on instagram

When are we collabing. Drizzy

Need more irish mutuals i love their accent

Main motivation for becoming a surgeon is so my future wife can run her failing bakery that loses 20k a month

SLEEPING AT NIGHT IS A PSYOP BY THE 🧃

Woke up at 4am
Went to gym
Prayed fajr
Did 5 hours of studying
Made a full week plan
Had a meeting
Read a few pages of a book im reading

And its only mid day !!

Since mass murder and arson is frowned upon ill just sit down and drink tea instead

I have to save O block

Being jealous of your own friend getting something good is some of the most loser activity I’ve ever seen

LMAOO

Streets was hating on me when i said this

Only thing overweight is my pockets

Just discovered monkeys can get arthritis…