Dilemma for today. Let kids lie in or rouse them to go to see Argentina play handball? Those last 3 words need a tweet of their own I think

Did Maradona invent handball in Argentina at Mexico'86? Will they kick it to score vital first goal while ref looks away? So many one liners

Day of great achievement yesterday. Patch makes debut jump off Macaret's diving board albeit wearing every buoyancy aid he could find. Hero!

Patch's holiday diary: yesterday's report took an hour to write. We only went to the beach! Total absence of grammar - very Cormac McCarthy

It's the Shine Walk tomorrow night; in memory of Fiona and doing my bit in the fight against breast cancer; please help justgiving.com/martinkarran

Matrimonial law is leaving billing by the "hourly rate" behind. Make sure your lawyer gives you all the options for agreeing fees.

A motley bunch of unlikely folks gathered at the Bowler ahead of the Shine walk. Some even refused to have a pint; it must be serious.

2.30am and 19 miles done. Bit sore now.

Nearly recovered from the Shine walk. 26 miles followed by 1 hour of sleep makes for an unproductive Sunday. Thanks Shiv for all your help

We are talking to professional contacts to explain "Legal advice after the death of the hourly rate; a better way" Divorce Lawyer @VJBrandon

4 blokes knocking on my door before 7.30 this morning; must be the most reliable trades people ever. Shower time was a bit cosy though!

Fire trucks! Plenty of ski fashion on show outside Chill Factor as fire alarm goes and we all evacuate.

Can anyone in the Family Law twitter community help me and one of my clients by recommending a friendly lawyer in Florida? Thank you.

Thanks for all messages of support. Difficult to know how to spend the anniversary of Fiona's death but fun and pink fizz will be part of it

The plan; early start for long walk in Lakes: no chance. 10am & still stuck in coffee shop - Love FM on the speakers is a nice touch though

Missed train back from the Smoke. Taxi home would be cheaper than the ticket I have now got. Oh well I'm sure dinner on board will be great

Dinner on train home; suspiciously similar to the light snack I got on outward journey. The bananas have got a bit less green since then tho

Good dad, bad dad: got the pumpkin sorted for tomorrow night but forgot Patch's favourite sauce for tonight's dinner! #WidowerofMenorca

Brandon Flowers singing like fingernails down the blackboard! Let's go home

10 Cent Pistol was sublime - #Black Keys. Great night had by all. I need to get back to the small venues quickly tho!