I'm going to be a co-author on this paper

There I was chilling in my cross ties in the barn aisle waiting for my hooves to be cleaned when a flock of sheep run past me being chased by the humans and dogs.

Not gonna lie... I'm a tad angry with my human right now. I'm confined to my stall for the day. I've been favouring my front right leg. Human poked and prodded at my hooves to make sure it wasn't a hoof issue but now I have to rest while he calls the vet.

I'm top of the list of course 😉

To be fair, they were just trying to say hello but loud noises aren't my favourite thing in the world. #horses #motocycles

I was a naughty horse today

I know I don't tweet often but please don't purge me Elon

You know you have been watching too much #TopChef when you're laying out your welding gear to work on the tractor and you refer to that process as 'mise en place'

It was loud AF in the barn yesterday but otherwise we did pretty well. #farming #horses #hurricanFiona

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I saw my chance and took it. #farming #horses

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Wow...I'm only in the background of one of these photos...I really need to talk to my agent about this. #farming #horses #STEM

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Lolz...the humans had to spend too much time with me so they couldn't do as much gardening this summer 😈

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My human told me that he's mad at me this morning for something I did to him in a dream he had last night. Should I trample him?

The little human wrote an article for the website. She calls me RUDE in the article. The nerve.

#farming

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I'm a happy horsey today. There's not a huge amount of horsey work on this farm but I got to break up the dirt in the veg garden with the humans today. I'm always a happier horse when I've got to do a bit of hauling.

Where's my wood stove humans? #farming #horses

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I am a solar powered tractor

1) I derive my energy from sugars stored in grass and grain
2) Grass and grain capture solar energy converting CO2 to the aforementioned sugars
3) I pull stuff

Q.E.D.

#horses #farming

When you build an engine with 1,600 lbf of thrust you can name it after me. #horses #farming #rocketry #space