I've been sat up in bed for hours, whisky on the bedside table, soft jazz playing in the background, trying to think if I've ever worked with a more idiotic bunch of self centred bastards in my nearly 50 years as a MP. Nope, still can't think of any. Time for another bottle.

#FestiveServices #MeonValley

Sorry David Flatman the wife Rev/Mthr Samantha Hodges SCP was watching the game today whilst writing a sermon, and she's quoted you. It's greatly improved it!

6nationsrugby 2019 can't wait! Only a month away!! instagram.com/p/BsG6tAsAqAz/…

‘Kidz to Adultz’ – Disabled living exhibition – Thursday 16th May 2019 osborneschoolwinchester.com/2019/02/11/kid…

I've taken Rev Wifey back to the 80s! Who says romance is dead?! Rev/Mthr Samantha Hodges SCP

Ever seen a hedgehog stretch? ... You’re Welcome! 🦔 x.com/backt0nature/s…

This was recently found in #Chichester Okay Twitter, do your thing!

Get back on that horse 👊 Joe Marler is a national treasure 🙏

We don't deserve dogs

It really is worth everyone listening to the live feed (on radio 5) of the PM and chief medical and scientific officers. It explains a lot about why they're not closing schools etc down yet. It makes a lot of sense when you listen.

Join in at 7pm 🕯💕

Excellent choice!

Tomorrow, Team All Saints will be walking, running, cycling and riding around the Island in aid of Hampshire Historic Churches Trust sponsor us at givealittle.co/campaigns/1da1… Plus! Covid safe #refreshments will be available to support others.

Today, it's today!!! #RideandStride2020 Not how we imagined, perhaps better! Hampshire Historic Churches Trust #IsleofWight

We at @RBE_Gosport celebrated Fr Godfrey's licensing at South Gosport this evening and then had a beer, or three Fallen Acorn Brewing

New recruits!

Wasps Rugby star Malakai Fekitoa has launched a fundraising appeal to provide essentials for the people of Tonga where he was born. A volcanic eruption triggered a tsunami in Tonga and Malakai still hasn't heard from his family. He spoke to Trish Adudu: bbc.in/34VnvW1

Really fab evening #outout thank you

#alderney