Wisconsin is about to have the happy-drunkest Labor Day weekend since 1848.

Has anyone considered that maybe the #Packers offered more, and Jerry just declined?

The Micah Parsons trade is like one of those fake #Packers posts you see on Facebook. Firmly expect Elon Musk to buy the team, and Matt LaFleur to heroically rescue a family of stray puppies today.

#BetterCallEversoll (2-4 PM) with Marques Eversoll: - #PACKERS GOT MICAH PARSONS - That. Happened. - Micah. Parsons. - 2:40 Zach Heilprin (#Badgers won, too) - #Brewers in Toronto - And *more* Micah Parsons. #GoPackGo (Stream at TheFan1075.com)

I literally do not give even the slightest Baker’s F.

I generally think 0 sucks for football. But Golden is sick. And the *player* makes the *number.* He will make it look good. #Accepted

Golden be like:

As a #NumbersGuy, I do appreciate how the #Packers Roster in numerical order immediately highlights where they’re most improved: 0 Matthew Golden 1 Micah Parsons

As the first Packer ever to wear #0, I guess you could say Matthew Golden is truly the #Packers “O” G. 😏

Welp. Just learned about Nursemaid’s Elbow, and it scared the piss outta me. (All good now) Is it too early to have a drink? #Parenting

Anyone want to join a Fantasy league? ⏰ Draft at 8:00 tonight 🤷‍♂️ Just created so my wife could have a little more incentive to watch football fantasy.espn.com/football/leagu…

Well that didn’t take long. 🏈

How many jerseys is too many jerseys for a 2-year-old? (idc) 🔥

Isaac F. Collins. 🔥

#BetterCallEversoll (2-4 PM) with Marques Eversoll: - #FootballWeek - Yes, the #Packers traded for Micah Parsons ... but what about his back? - 2:20 Andy Herman - 3:03 Dave Robinson (PFHOF) - #Brewers got beat; host Phillies - And more! (Stream at TheFan1075.com)

#BetterCallEversoll (2-4 PM) with Marques Eversoll: - #Packers back to work - #Lions Week is officially here - 2:20 Nolan Bianchi #OnePride - NFL SEASON KICKS OFF TOMORROW - 3:03 Don Horn - #Brewers back in action vs. Phillies - And more! (Stream at TheFan1075.com)

#BetterCallEversoll (2-4 PM) with Marques Eversoll: - NFL SEASON STARTS TONIGHT - #Cowboys don't have Micah Parsons ... but the #Packers do! ... but will they on Sunday? - 2:20 Michael Wahle #GoPackGo - #Brewers wrap up with Phillies - And more! (Stream at TheFan1075.com)

HAWK TUA

If you agree with the majority of taunting penalties, there’s a 90% chance you’re just lame.