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Funniest thing about Moon landing deniers is how they think the greatest scientific achievement of all time is one big lie, when anyone with access to the right equipment can reflect and detect light off the retroreflectors left behind on the lunar surface for that exact purpose.

so far 100% of america party members are H1Bs

philadelphia the type of city where u find 40 year-old litter on the sidewalk

the alex jones MAHA base is swiftly becoming the most retarded constituency in american politics

Not a huge fan of Gordon Ramsay generally but touring America meeting restaurant and hotel owners with the explicit purpose of calling them all disgusting pieces of shit was very good formula

Jokes on Epstein, turns out the state didn't have any evidence never kill yourself

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"no monsieur you must not assaulte ze peekpockets!" "haha his bones were crunchy"

the whole epstein "client list" doesnt make sense when you realize the underage victims were mostly like 16-17 y/o like i can understand if you're some sick piece of shit billionaire that's into like <12 kids, you might use the services of "a guy" to find that for you (i am

It's pretty funny seeing Texans attack cloud seeding as 'playing god' My brother in Christ, this is Texas—we drill holes 2 miles deep below the ground, shatter the earth with explosives, then pump chemicals directly into it. Settle down, cowboy.

Thank you for trying to not let me merge. I had to work for it. And It feels so good to be in this lane now

i really hope will stancil sues and it goes to trial because seeing those grok posts printed out on giant poster board in court would be funny

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July 

vietnamese people will look at you with a straight face and say their name is "dong"

there's literally no company on earth that has over 8k HR employees... the US Govt *might* come close to that

wow getting a good night's sleep feels amazing i wish i could do this more than 2 nights a week

how do i get abs like a beluga whale holy shit

When magnetic compasses came to Europe in the 12th c., ship captains had to hide them from sailors who by and large thought magnets were a form of witchcraft and refused to sail in their presence. Ship captain, sailor, and magnet are always with us in new and different forms.

fiancee is busy this weekend so i'm chudmaxxing