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Marl

@Marlebean

If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.

calendar_today07-08-2012 18:16:50

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Me to anyone else: 'it's in that cabinet'

Me to my husband:
'it's in the upper cabinet next to the fridge on the left at eye level. It's bright green. It's right there. IT'S RIGHT THERE'

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