Boris Johnson's greatest political achievement will be to convince others that he is a harmless clown. Do not be fooled by the bumbling caricature. Behind the buffoonish facade is a seriously dangerous man.

our debut single will be titled ‘Sheet Safe’ and it’s about love you will be able to listen it on Friday (07/02) if you want to Amazing artwork by AdFail

Last minute show! We will be stepping in to headline the Hope and Anchor, Islington next Thursday (20th) for Of Course. Event Link: tinyurl.com/tsxad8m It’s our first London headline so be there or be square xoxo

#ClapForTheNHS

And that was just his penis...

Did King Kong really think he was gonna date that lady?

cops got y’all conditioned to believe if somebody didn’t comply they deserve to die

Man Utd's Phil Jones with a brand new trailer for his upcoming Nutflix movie

My colleagues are a hoot

You think I'm... creative... 👉👈

RIP Daft Punk

Theres a 35% chance the first movie you saw at the cinema was about a big fucking gorilla

Shrimp tails in a cereal box and now King Kong's arse in my Oddbox

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. My baby was born with size 10 feet

They say never meet your heroes 😍

Survived London for three years without getting Covid, I come to Slough for 3 days and I'm riddled with it. We need to stop the Elizabeth Line