Helldivers, but pronounced like Bon Iver.

If I had known I'd have to learn an inscrutable Eastern European language, I'd at least do it in a country with exquisite communal architecture.

Reddit incels, missing another convoluted argument to trigger Article 5.

"The last Japanese soldier holding out, unaware that the Second World War is over" vibes at a time when every New Atheist bore has confessed they're "culturally Christian".

Go on, push the police to the left. Or something.

[Aaron Bastani voice]: It'll go lower!

Palestinian people will surely appreciate their supporters being locked up by a Muslim and that a black man is signing off the weapons shelling their homes and killing their children.

Jezza, you can't cobble together the numbers of a tepid SmackDown. Back to the allotment with you.

Finally, someone bravely spoke out for the American and British governments and put their violence in some proper context.

Either my grasp of Turkish is loosening or the Turkish tradition of inventing profound-sounding proverbs from cultures distant enough that you'd never know if their genuine or not is catching on with the pale apparatchiks of the world.