Busted I surprise you in the kitchen. You put one in the clean pile and one in a bin liner. 'It's you,' I say. You're the fucking Sock Demon!' #vss365

Text His phone wake him. 3 am. It's from Dave. 'How r yer Tom?' He hasn't heard from Dave since he died. It's not a joke from his widow, Cath. She doesn't do funny and Dave's son is nine months old.Tom texts back. 'Nice to hear from you. I'm not so good. Miss you mate.' #vss365

Pub News 'Did you hear about that guy they found dead on a fly-tipped sofa on Sky Road? Beaten to death he was. They reckon someone caught him in the act,' said Diane to the blokes at the bar. Bob said nothing. He wasn't sorry for keeping his beloved hills clean. #vss365

Drip He's been promising to fix the bath tap for weeks. The washer must have gone. We haven't been getting on so well. I'm not getting much sleep. I don't think he is either. Night after night I can feel him smiling next to me. #vss365

Downtime It wasn't the haters. The judgementals. But friends who knew he was unravelling: the correctors, the pedants who argued over semantics. The passive aggressives who had a pop with a wink emoji, who took pleasure laughing at him when he deleted posts. Them. #vss365 No.32

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Surprise Harry didn't report the suspicious package left on the train. There was only him and and a young couple in the carriage so if it was someone intending to maim, this wasn't the era. Still, he felt uneasy. He opened the box. Six cupcakes and a card: ENJOY! #vss365

Back He watches the news conference. His parents are inconsolable. Maybe they will learn something from this staged tragedy. He will let himself be found where he was last seen and make sure the world is watching. And his father. The press will plague like locusts. #vss365

Hull Man Boy Living in Leeds is upset There's ner sner. They said we'd get shitlerds yer kner. I feel ser ler. It's made we want a smerk before I ger to werk. I stopped smerking a year ager. I'm proud but this is a real test, yer kner. This shit takes its terl. #vss365

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