#BREAKING_NEWS

Haven’t logged onto this terrible app in months… Wonder what I missed… [10 notifications w/ the hashtag #FuckMarkFlynn ] …I’m losing my touch. That number should be higher.

//The XWF has their official opt-in for WarGames xwf99.com/showthread.php… This event is always a blast- you should totally sign up and opt-in

// Y'all. The XWF is hosting War Games next month. CHECK THIS POSTER. //Friendships will be tested! New bonds will be forged! Seek shelter! Prepare for FALL-OUT! //If you've never been a part of XWF War Games, opt-in! It's my favorite event every year! xwf99.com/showthread.php…

War never changes.

#BREAKINGNEWS

The XWF War Games is nearly full. 3 spaces remain. Opt in. Try and be a Captain or leave your fate to the Vault-Tec gods. RP with your team in the ridiculously entertaining Fallout universe. For more information or to opt in, see the link below. xwf99.com/showthread.php…

psssssssssst PSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT. If anyone else wants to opt-in to War Games? There's a chance. A CHANCE. We could run a 32-person field. For the first time in XWF History... EIGHT TEAMS! xwf99.com/showthread.php… "War never changes"? FUCK THAT! WAR WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

What? The biggest Wargames ever? WHY IS THIS GUY WHISPERING ABOUT THE BIGGEST WARGAMES EVER!!!? It's a good thing old Harv is here, eh? Sign up today and YOU could be part of a massive 32 team field!

How many of you beautiful sons of bitches wanna go to war with me?! #wargames

ANARCHY IS LIVE! Don't say I never did anything for you! I put up with Todd's smart-ass mouth for three plus hours... for you! The XWF #TheAShow #RoadToLoF xwf99.com/showthread.php…

I'm a man of my word. Mark Flynn I mean, #MichealGraves won the 6/19 #Anarchy Main Event and gets a new item on XWF99.com's shop! * Preorder with your X-bux today! ** Ships soon? *** I swear they're not reprints! * = Allegedly ** = Maybe ** = Conceivably

Dolly Effin Waters!

Dolly.

Dolly.

DOLLY FUCKING WATERS.