A man walks into a bar and says: Take my wife–please. So you do.

You're gonna break your hip if you keep it up, sweetheart.

I've seen you at the church social events.

As long as you don't start telling me about how God has big dick energy again. I was actually planning on staying sober today.

Praise the lord. Now. Are you gonna come watch a film with me?

I don't mind. Just figured it didn't all have to stop . . Now that the kids are in bed.

Mary help me my husband is literally a demon Christiansen

We aren't watching Titanic, Joseph. You know, you're meant to be sad about the people, not the boat.

/now I'm imagining Mary and Joseph going on one of those Titanic experiences ajxhdhxhdh

I'm sure it was, Joseph. I'm sure it was. But we still aren't watching it. I still have that video tape of the Shining.

|| All dressed up in his captain's outfit too 🤣🤣

|| Screw recreating the romance. Joseph wants to captain the Titannic

Evening nerds.

|| You just know that Joseph has a nautical themed kink I HATE him But I love him

|| I finished reading through the thread omg my feels. Before I reply is there anywhere specific you're going with that I can help with or can I let loose 😈 @xMacabreHumor @DevotedMinister 💕

Hey kids. Mary's back in town.

So, anyone want to fill me in on what's been happening? Over wine, preferably.