and i kept the bar low

me in 50 years trying to explain why i still date men

this song will go viral damnit

wish he would tooth fairy it and just slip a few hundred under my pillow every once and awhile

when you’re a progressive feminist like me, objectifying men is all the rage. it’s all about objectifying men these days.

4 whores and 7 years ago

do you guys think it’s silly i’m considering changing my name for no reason

i’m back in my oversharing bag

what makes me happy? my dog doing his little stretch in the morning after he realizes we’re about to get up and start our day (((:

i’m not letting this go. saying “you look so happy now” bc a girl gets a boyfriend is saying “male validation looks so good on you🥰” how does having a boyfriend make me look happier when i post like one pic a year?? i’m truly sick about it. get a GRIP ladies. a boy is not a…

why does my wet dog insist on sitting on my freshly done laundry

i’m tough in the way i can take a 30 mg adderall and then fall asleep for a few hours no problem

guys we’re doing a music video for creeping me out. i’m panicking i’m so excited

taylor’s new album about matty healy is 31 tracks in its entirety.

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. it’s the short kings you really have to watch out for

men could have a gun to their head and still would not be able repeat back the sentence you just said to them

not me texting every male friend i have to ask if they’ll let me walk them around on a leash for tiktoks

him: you better not be stalking my house

me: