Tonight my daughter is crying herself to sleep because of a pandemic. 😭

Dear Tiahna Marie, .......

All of my kids are asleep at 9:44pm. This is monumental. This shall not be the last time this year! #sweetdreams

My knee, my back.... my

The insomnia in this house is on another level!

Two girls, one _______ #fillintheblank

I just took a peace of glass out of my ass cheek, how’s your night going?

Today was a good day!

My daughter can do better push-ups than I can.

Someone come get these kids, or me, whichever is faster!

When you’re son thinks you’re too pretty to fart on. 🥰 #boymom #chivalry

What a day- what a week! #oofta

Be kind!

Someone once got 11628462826 chances. Ever since then you get 0-1 chances with me. You mess up once you’re out!

💯

When I’m quiet I have the most to say. I just keep it to myself

Anyone else put their airpods in and have no clue where the music is coming from that is playing? #justme #cool

Marshall has always been famous for its classic hard water. We've taken this awesome and unique ingredient and crafted a clean and crisp hard seltzer, perfect for pairing with our house-made syrups. Here's to (almost) summer!

Most dangerous place in the brewery is between MarieZeug and a camera.

Looking forward to the days when my house doesn’t smell of dirty diapers!