She’s playing it cool and doing a great job #beyonce #wedding

Absolutely ridiculous.

Love it when my dentists says, “open a little wider please.” Here’s an idea: how about you do your fucking job and let me watch “Hot Ones” on my phone.

whenever I see Billy Crystal I pray to Christ he’s wearing this #Emmys

Livia Soprano reads the headlines #sopranos #news #tonysoprano

fear is the mind killer

Early flight shades up ppl should be held without bail

She’s a little different now…

i can’t believe all the things i have to do today and for the rest of my life

WE NEED TO BRING I ❤️ 70s/80s/90s BACK PLZ GOOD GOD

people are gonna hate this but sometimes i can’t tell if it’s Ben Affleck or Matt Damon

I’m scared this is me

I’ll see who my ex is charging for “🍸”and comment “girl do not pay him”

In case you might need at this juncture #election #election2024 #vote #Harris #HarrisWalz

can’t stop poopin

Countless Americans are endangered now on a scale and intensity almost unheard of in modern America. Our first responsibility is to protect these people and resist these forces.

So mad about John Krasinski. Kras is the guy who helps you move. The guy who does your algebra homework. The guy who your mom begs you to consider. People Magazine has failed our republic.

Attorney General Matt Gaetz has brought down his first and last sex criminal, Attorney General Matt Gaetz.

Normal! Woman Posts About Toilets 8,000 Times in Two Days: ow.ly/I96j50UcOrN

I lost my job then the next week I shit my pants. God works in mysterious ways because this could have happened at work. 🕊️