Maria Randazzo (@mariarandazzo) 's Twitter Profile
Maria Randazzo

@mariarandazzo

tv writer // comedian // trying to get an absolute freakin ass grip

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Love it when my dentists says, “open a little wider please.” Here’s an idea: how about you do your fucking job and let me watch “Hot Ones” on my phone.

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Countless Americans are endangered now on a scale and intensity almost unheard of in modern America. Our first responsibility is to protect these people and resist these forces.

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So mad about John Krasinski. Kras is the guy who helps you move. The guy who does your algebra homework. The guy who your mom begs you to consider. People Magazine has failed our republic.

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I lost my job then the next week I shit my pants. God works in mysterious ways because this could have happened at work. 🕊️