my back aches from carrying Singleton Park Rangers

About time Fin put me in midfield #italianPirlo

The 8X pulled away from the bus stop but I ran so fast down oystermouth road that I managed to catch it at wind street #iamreallyfuckingfast

Opposition: Put a shit cross in the box My brain: DONT DO IT DONT DO IT DONT DO IT DONT DO IT DONT DO IT DONT DO IT DONT DO IT DONT DO IT DONT DO IT DONT DO IT Me: Volley it in our own net

Me with a list of intramural players better than me

If you can fix an attack, you can fix a midfield. If you can fix a midfield, then you can fix a defence. If you can fix a defence you can learn to fix a whole team. Sure I was born in Italy , but I was made on the Sketty pitches.

I could've taken both wilder and fury in the ring last night, they should see me scrapping on wind street

Still can't work out why Finley still picks this awful play elias johansson

Yer da shagged the christmas turkey and calls himself the muscle sprout

IF YOU LIKE SNOW YOURE A FREAK

That's the biggest gash I've seen in ages, and I see a LOT of gash

Games gone soft. Didn't touch the pussy. Starting to wonder if the intramural league can handle a good Brexit defender.

Leon you were always a fraud, the real Leon Marenghi is here to stay #Copyright

FINALLY Finley the FRAUD is stepping down, time to restore SPR to its original roots - 4-4-FUCKING2 - Get Warnock in immediately

Every time Finley started me on the bench

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It's my birthday so I'm gonna celebrate it by two-footing English wankers at summer ball

great chance for one of you smelly Freshers to become the next Leon Marenghi

Ashamed to be Italian. Get him down the sketty pitches and I’d give him something to stay down for 🤔