New insult just dropped:

Today I went to some outdoor escalators, so I did.

Marcus Keeley

You can now relive (or live for the first time) Marcus Keeley's class show #BinsandToilets (with some support gibbering by me) via the on demand feature Accidental Theatre
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Marcus Keeley There are a lot of people that just won’t get the Irish sense of humour in your tweets / Tik Toks …. Well done Marcus Keeley you have encapsulated the humour and thoughts perfectly 👏

Marcus Keeley Today I watched another Marcus Keeley location review, so I did.

Today I went to some outdoor escalators, so I did.

You’ve seen “Meet the Parents”, now it’s time to:

Genuinely heartbreaking to have to go home at the end of a holiday exactly when your innards have acclimatised and nailed down a great shit routine. Back to reality, back to work and now my arse will be out of whack to boot.

Maybe not.

Two years on and I still don’t have any answers from The Big Fish.

Today I went to SPAR International so I did.

Me at the pool party: