I played contexto.me #45 and got it in 49 guesses. 🟩🟩 23 🟨🟨 19 🟥 7

The Butterfly Effect was Ashton Kutcher’s Donnie Darko.

An app that tells you realistically when you should leave for the airport

i fucked him 😒 cause I miss you 😒

My biggest fear come true. Me leaving and you not having anyone to look at these ugly shoes and tell you “who do you think you are”

i don’t love that my phone autocorrects OMG to IMG. triggering if I’m honest

hi, i’m casting the Palomo Spain show again this season. if you wanna submit, here’s the information. idk send this to your friend that you tell “omg you should be a model!”

why have I never met an old man named Justin? Like do y’all die off before the age of 45? What the log expectantly of a Justin cause it can’t be that high?

guys…I like and just like that I don’t care it’s cute and fun and compassionate and endearing

just gonna post pretty pics of myself on here now

broke the SS13 Burberry by Christopher Bailey button down out of the Marchives™ for Bey’s B-Day last night

fireworks seem like a strange thing to do on 9/11 but go off LA

why are people posting flags in their insta notes like this is the fucking World Cup? are you guys alright?

it’s the way I’ve seen like 6 videos of contestants from the squid games challenge complaining about how badly they were treated but i haven’t seen a single ad for the show. like babe those vids are the ad…

cade maddox really putting the Dox in his last name by posting his literal address on Instagram. girl plz b safe

me in 10-15 years when I finally leave all This behind to live on a farm:

saw an agouti and a javelina today

You’re such a silly goose friend should we get you to the pond

Anyone in east Hollywood/Virgil Village just hear that gigantic explosion or what

Twitter gays are crazy cause they’ll be the main character that day getting absolutely roasted in the quote tweets and fighting for their lives in the replies and then it’s like 5hrs later and they’re posting Americans next top model memes and talking about their next Cancun trip